I have already cribbed a lot in my last posts about the new rotten shit school and my bad experiences in it...how i changed as a person and evolved into something which i could never have imagined....but friends this is only the beginning ....
In this post i am going to tell you about the lady who came into my life...dont get me wrong .....and destroyed the most important thing that was required for "PASSING" any competative exam....PEACE OF MIND
She was called by me Malayalam "Mrs.S"...(why to give her nightmares at this age(above 50)by reveling her identity and being a murderer)
See i do not have anything against south indians but this lady made my life into a big baloon filled with magma that could burst out anytime ...So i actually started hating her and her full breed...
(FEEL THE EMOTION)
She was our class teacher.....teaching(though i never studied) the impossible subject -CHEMISTRY
In the begining i didnt realise that this alien in the form of a class teacher could give me soo much pain in the ass that it actually starts to hurt .....
As i have already told you that i was missing school like anything......never attended more than 2 days a week...thought that if i had given the fees no one can stop me from giving the exams(actually this is true..:P)
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Even if i was in school i was never there.....never attended assemblies ...never used to hang out with friends...
If you ever had to find "MR.EID KA CHIRAAG" there was only one place to go.....the medical room...:P
I used to go to school with only one motive ...to sleep in the medical room and eat free CROCINE medicines...
Whenever I was attending school...after the fisrt period i used to go to the medial room....pretend to b
e suffering from some brilliantly alien disease (the RED eyes because of sleepless nights of studies helped me convince the nurse that i was definately in a bad shape)....used to swallow medicine.(sometimes even throw it out of the window as well when the nurse was not looking)...and used to go to sleep on that clean white bed-sheet...
Those used to be the best sleeps i had ever got in my life.......brilliantly peaceful beyond imagination...
So I also had an always ready alarm ..ie the school ending bell....to wake me up and thank the nurse for caring soo much ..:P
But this was always not possible ....so the rest of the days when i missed school..i was tortured by Malayalam Mrs.S(the thought of her still gives me shivers)
After consecutively having an attendance of less than 20% monthly..... Malayalam Mrs.S used to call up to my home sweet home and make it bitter
I tricked her two times by giving the wrong number but she somehow got hold of the school records and chased me ......gave my mom and dad intense BP attacks by telling them awesome stuff about me ..and partially convincing my parents to turn against me and force them to send me to school....The letters at home which accompanied all this made the matter even worse...
All I used to think in those days was that how much i hated that "B"
What i personally feel is that in every child's life who is trying to clear competitive exams there is this one teacher who is always trying to drain his and the wishes of the people who love him into a wormhole....
But guys ......I eventually beat Malayalam Mrs.S........I left the school(some pessimistic people might even think that she beat me ......all i would say to them is go to hell...this is my blog...so i win here...:P)
In this post i am going to tell you about the lady who came into my life...dont get me wrong .....and destroyed the most important thing that was required for "PASSING" any competative exam....PEACE OF MIND
She was called by me Malayalam "Mrs.S"...(why to give her nightmares at this age(above 50)by reveling her identity and being a murderer)
See i do not have anything against south indians but this lady made my life into a big baloon filled with magma that could burst out anytime ...So i actually started hating her and her full breed...
(FEEL THE EMOTION)
She was our class teacher.....teaching(though i never studied) the impossible subject -CHEMISTRY
In the begining i didnt realise that this alien in the form of a class teacher could give me soo much pain in the ass that it actually starts to hurt .....
As i have already told you that i was missing school like anything......never attended more than 2 days a week...thought that if i had given the fees no one can stop me from giving the exams(actually this is true..:P)
.....
Even if i was in school i was never there.....never attended assemblies ...never used to hang out with friends...
If you ever had to find "MR.EID KA CHIRAAG" there was only one place to go.....the medical room...:P
I used to go to school with only one motive ...to sleep in the medical room and eat free CROCINE medicines...
Whenever I was attending school...after the fisrt period i used to go to the medial room....pretend to b
e suffering from some brilliantly alien disease (the RED eyes because of sleepless nights of studies helped me convince the nurse that i was definately in a bad shape)....used to swallow medicine.(sometimes even throw it out of the window as well when the nurse was not looking)...and used to go to sleep on that clean white bed-sheet...
Those used to be the best sleeps i had ever got in my life.......brilliantly peaceful beyond imagination...
So I also had an always ready alarm ..ie the school ending bell....to wake me up and thank the nurse for caring soo much ..:P
But this was always not possible ....so the rest of the days when i missed school..i was tortured by Malayalam Mrs.S(the thought of her still gives me shivers)
After consecutively having an attendance of less than 20% monthly..... Malayalam Mrs.S used to call up to my home sweet home and make it bitter
I tricked her two times by giving the wrong number but she somehow got hold of the school records and chased me ......gave my mom and dad intense BP attacks by telling them awesome stuff about me ..and partially convincing my parents to turn against me and force them to send me to school....The letters at home which accompanied all this made the matter even worse...
All I used to think in those days was that how much i hated that "B"
What i personally feel is that in every child's life who is trying to clear competitive exams there is this one teacher who is always trying to drain his and the wishes of the people who love him into a wormhole....
But guys ......I eventually beat Malayalam Mrs.S........I left the school(some pessimistic people might even think that she beat me ......all i would say to them is go to hell...this is my blog...so i win here...:P)
What i personally feel is that in every child's life who is trying to clear competitive exams there is this one teacher who is always trying to drain his and the wishes of the people who love him into a wormhole....
ReplyDeletetrue totally, even i had one , and she was chemistry teacher n my class teacher too. Insulted me many times on stdying in coaching, but now every1 knws who was correct.
yes dude...i feel this happens with everyone....
ReplyDeleteeveryone has a story about his blood sucking teacher....lol
see u write so less ... m actually liking your blog ... i hate reading anything... but ur blogs force me to come to them everytime ! you need to write more n more n quickly :)
ReplyDeletewow sir....that was a great motivator.....thanks a lot..:):)
ReplyDeleteyes i'll get down to some more writing right away..:D